You Can't Make This Shit Up

Wow, what a fucked up day this turned out to be.  I heard that Howard Wolfson came out of the closet as a Pamperbot on Huffpo: 

No one in recent history had attempted this kind of a political conversation with 75,000 people. Barack Obama pulled it off.

Hey Wolfson you ass, the reason you feel that way is because you heard 1/3 of that speech 1000 times; from Hillary.  My god, Howard you are a sad little man.

Then Joe Biden; aka Gaffy Duck says, "I hear all this talk about how the Republicans are going to work in dealing with parents who have ... the joy and the difficulty of raising a child who has a developmental disability," said Biden.... "Well guess what folks? If you care about it, why don't you support stem cell research?"

So we're to understand that Sarah Palin, who has a child with Down Syndrome, is a hypocrite because she doesn't support stem cell research.  I have not seen a credible statement on her position on this, but I would imagine that it would fall in line with the traditional Republican stance which is against embryonic stem cell research.  Personally, I'm against embryonic stem cell research, at least indirectly.  I don't think people should be banking embryos when there are millions of children on this planet that will never know a parent's love.  Adopt for fuck's sake.  

As if things couldn't get any better, Pampers may have lost the election today (though I think he lost it at Saddleback) by saying:

You can put lipstick on a pig but it's still a pig?  Are you fucking kidding me?  Your campaign can talk all it wants about how McCain said that about Hillary's healthcare plan.  But we all know that Governor Palin has been making the hockey mom/pitbull lipstick joke all over America.  Whether you meant it or not Pampers, you said it, it's out there, and you're already being attacked for it.  Considering the sexist attacks you and your campaign made against Hillary I'd say the boy who cried wolf routine is pretty worn out.  If you thought the 20 point swing in white women to McCain was something wait until it's a 35-40 point swing.  And what's with "poliseh?"  Pampers for the last fucking time you are not from the South!  You were raised in Indonesia, and Hawaii and you live in Illinois.  You are such a pandering little douche.  Just shut up already you nut bag.

But the piece of resistance was a quote from Pampers on the 5th of September:  Obama said Republicans are "going to say that you know, 'maybe he's got Muslim connections or we're going to say that, you know, he hangs out with radicals or he’s not patriotic.' Just making stuff up."

Sorry Pampers.  They don't have to make stuff up.  You are tied to Bill Ayers and Rashid Khalidi.  You were born a Muslim, and according to Islamic law you still are (you really need to stop running from this as the more you do it, the more you are convincing people you've got something to hide...what's so wrong about being a Muslim anyway?).  And you're not patriotic.  A patriot would not stand to see democratic process rigged for his benefit.  A patriot would not tolerate delegates from his own party being intimidated in his name.  A patriot would go to the mat to defend the right of citizens to vote instead of suppressing their votes.  You are a fraud, a liar, a sexist pig, and a fascist.  You represent everything that is wrong with American politics.  You only got this far because the media turned a blind eye to your corruption.  Do you think the Republicans are not going to vet you before the American people?  Do you think you're going to get away with saying that the Republicans are "distracting" us from the issues?  If you believe that then you're just like all the sheep that follow you: dumber than a bag of hammers.