- The Unopened Box of #2 Pencils
- My Phlegm
- The Deflated NFL Regulation Football Bladder
Unlike the nomination poll, voters will only be allowed to select one nominee. I know, they're all worthy, but you will have to select only the most worthy. Choose wisely. The fate of the universe is in your hands.
And here's a little something I found over at Caroline Glick's Blog. It's extremely appropriate, and hilarious. Enjoy!
John was in the fertilized egg business.He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,'and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.He kept records, and any rooster not performingwent into the soup pot and was replaced.This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bellsand attached them to his roosters.Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance,which rooster was performing.Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency reportby just listening to the bells.John's favourite rooster, Barry, was a very fine specimen,but this morning he noticed Barry's bell hadn't rung at all!When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasingpullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover.To John's amazement, Barry had his bell in his beak, so it couldn'tring.He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.John was so proud of Barry, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fairand he became an overnight sensation among the judges.The result was the judges not only awarded Barry the No Bell PiecePrize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.Clearly, Barry was a politician in the making.Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of themost highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best atsneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren'tpaying attention.Vote carefully, the bells are not always audible.