What has four arms, four legs, two heads, and makes Marack, the UN, the EU, and the Arabs want to take a dump?
A pregnant Jew!
Well it seems that there were a whole lot of them in B'nai Brak this Tishrei because Maayanei Hayeshua Hospital just released its birth statistics for the month. They delivered 900 babies in September, B"H! That's right Marack...900 Jewish babies! I LOVE IT!!! That's 900 new Jewish lives to carry on our nation into the next generation. Surely the UN is convening the UNSC to issue a condemnation.
Around 500 of them were boys. That's a lot of foreskins. It reminds me of the joke about the moyel who saved 10,ooo tips. He took them to a leather maker to have him make something nice. A week later the leather maker presented him with a wallet. Seeing the moyel's disappointment the leather maker said, "I know it's just a wallet now. But when you rub it, it turns into a suitcase!"
Ten percent of the babies were twins; forty babies were born on Yom Kippur; 88.5% of the total births were natural while 12.5% were C-Section, about half the national average.
Mazel tov to all the families. May they all grow strong and take their place among the people, and bring you nothing but abundant nachas!