The centerpiece of Barry's Shlock Opera was supposed to be a peace treaty between Israel and the Arabs. I don't think I need to rehash that mess, except to say that all Commander Waffles has managed to do is make sure the two sides are as far apart as possible.
Now, as I've been telling you all along, the Marack peace initiative is based on one premise: get Israel to surrender to the 1967 lines so that she is reduced to indefensible borders so that she can be more readily destroyed by the people Barry really loves: the Arab Muslims. Then the Muslims will love us like a puppy and that whole notion of convert or be blown up on planes, trains, and automobiles will all just go away, and the world will love Barry and want to have Marack Chia Pets in their homes. If he can't do that, fostering an atmosphere of violence is just as good, and with the riots in Jerusalem, and the threat of another intifada even greater than it was when Abbas threatened one in June, it looks like we are well on our way. Then Marack can try and look presidential as he tries to get the sides to kiss and make up. And if he's really lucky, any Israeli action will be condemned by the usual suspects.
But what Marack has done is show the Israelis that the best course of action is to stand free of America and act in her own best interests, instead of kissing American hind quarters in order to be slapped in the face with gloves instead of the back of a hand.
But we all know how Marack hates to look like he's lost. He's a very, very sore loser. So sore in fact that he may have an Olympic stadium, funded by Oprah, built in Chicago and make NBC broadcast Fakelympics with computer generated athletes, instead of the real games from Rio.
In the spirit of not looking like a loser, Marack is sending George Carp Face Mitchell back to the Middle East for another round of Waste My Time. Surely there are a million other things he'd rather be doing than going back to Israel to talk to Ehud (I love the way he says "terror") Barak, Bibi (Go the hell away you annoying Washington Envoy) Netanyahu, and Mahmoud (Rub my nipples) Abbas, so they can all tell him, "Sorry, but they're not being nice so no talks and no freeze." But at least Marack will be able to say, "Look, um...uh...peace uh...in the Middle East is um...important and we um...will continue to work at it...um...until uh...Iran nukes Israel out of existence."
It's official. My comment, which I will shamelessly report I have seen used across the blogosphere at least 3 times by people who are not me, "Obama is going to make Jimmy Dhimmi Carter look like Winston Churchill," has officially come true. And what's even worse is...I miss that war criminal putz lying constitution shredding jackass, W Shrub. I mean, there's really no difference accept that Shrub wasn't so scripted so you would at least get some good lines on a regular basis.
Video doesn't lie. Who's got the better bloopers? Marack has that teleprompter everywhere he goes. He's a complete waste of time and space.
I think it's obvious...when faced with choosing the better of two losers...Shrub wins.