It's the same in any lingo

בַּת-בָּבֶל, הַשְּׁדוּדָה: אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיְשַׁלֶּם-לָךְ-- אֶת-גְּמוּלֵךְ, שֶׁגָּמַלְתּ לָנוּ
אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיֹּאחֵז וְנִפֵּץ אֶת-עֹלָלַיִךְ-- אֶל-הַסָּלַע

How can one be compelled to accept slavery? I simply refuse to do the master's bidding. He may torture me, break my bones to atoms and even kill me. He will then have my dead body, not my obedience. Ultimately, therefore, it is I who am the victor and not he, for he has failed in getting me to do what he wanted done. ~ Mahatma Gandhi
If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? If not now, when? ~ Rav Hillel, Pirke Avot

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes
Wear It With Pride

10 September 2008

No Seriously, You Can't Make This Shit Up

Now Mrs. Don Fowler says that Governor Palin's only qualification to run as VP is that she hasn't had an abortion.  Carol, you're a sanctimonious douche.  You're underqualified to clean my toilet.

Joe Biden admits that Hillary is more qualified to be VP than him, going so far to say that she would have been "a better pick."  Duh assface!  Take it to the next step Joe, admit she would have been a better nominee and President than Pampers  You know you want to you gaffe laden douche.

What other amazing crap have I heard today?  Well, that Pampers only has a two point lead in Pennsylvania.  Pennsylmania, listen to me very carefully.  I am your native son.  From the bustling streets of Philly, to the fields and farms of Bucks County, to the rolling hills and meandering streams of Chadds Ford, to the red clay of the Poconos down to the confluence of the three rivers...I want you to cast your votes and make sure that asshat Pampers loses.  The Democratic Party didn't even let your delegates cast their ballots in Denver.  Tell them to go fuck themselves.  Don't forget who it was that called you a bunch of racist, bible thumping gun clingers.  Pampers doesn't care if you have no job, or can't make ends meet on the job you have.  Remember that it was in Pennsy that Pampers said, "We don't need the people.  We just need the checks."  That's all you are to him.  All he cares about is getting your money and getting your vote.  Don't you give it to him.  Teach the Democratic Party a lesson.  Vote against Pampers!

And don't forget, there is a third way to vote.  If you can't bring yourself to vote for McCain/Palin then vote Hopewell/Blue.  He's clean.  She's bitter and preggers.  Together they're furtastic!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Oh my lord! These folks couldn't run a hot dog stand much less the country!But I will give points to Biden for being the most honest of the bunch! lol!