Patriot Games

Now the Chicago Demon Spawn is trying his best to prove to us that he loves his country.  Of course you love it Barack.  You became a Senator and your wife got a big fat raise.  And you might end up being made the Democratic Party's nominee for President (not if I and the citizens of Michigan and Florida have anything to say about it).  You're political connections help put you in your fancy house too.  Yeah, you love America.  

Blah blah blah you sanctimonious fuck.

No one's buying it except your brain dead legion of sycophants.  You make me want to puke.

Fuck you Obama!

I love American too pal.  I love it so much that I will take whatever non-violent action I can to make sure that you never become the Democratic Party's nominee for President.  I will tell every Obama supporter I speak to that you are a stone cold liar wrapped in false piety.  And give them the tools to find out for themselves.  I get a Chris Matthews kind of feeling up my leg when I hand them a copy of an article about how you lie about not taking money from lobbyists, or how Hillary Clinton played a substantive role in the Northern Ireland peace process, and in helping influence the Macedonian government to open the borders to Kosovar refugees. 

As I've said before, you are the worst kind of scum.  You pray on the idealistic and ignorant with lies lies and more lies.  What's scary is how effective his campaign has been at it.  They've actually managed to create, with the eager complicity of the MSM, an alternate reality where up is down, black is the new bitch, and taupe is America's favorite color...and if you don't like it, well...you must be a racist malcontent.  We'll have to sit down and have a talk about your disagreeability. 

I happen to like my disagreeability.  It's one of my most patriotic qualities.  You should try patriotism sometime; you could start by taking your jackboot off the necks of Michigan and Florida you cock.  We all know about the fucking pledge.  We all know that the candidates agreed the delegates would be stripped.  But what no one counted on was that the people would come out in such large numbers to make their voices heard regardless.

In America, the people who give a damn come out and vote.  And voting is the right of every citizen of this country; regardless of age, color, or creed.  It's guaranteed by this document that we call the fucking Constitution of the United States.  I know you've heard of it because you've been wiping your arrogant, misogynistic ass with it all over the country.

THE VOTES ARE LEGAL!  THE VOTES COUNT!!!