Barack Obama: Foreign Policy Expert

Taylor Marsh passed this along this morning via Huffpost. Apparently Berserk Obama doesn't need to pick a foreign policy expert for his VP because he's already far more knowledgeable on the subject than both Hillary Clinton and John McCain. Why? Because he lived in Indonesia, and has impoverished relatives in Africa; therefore, he knows the people. That's right, the Golden god of Change knows all the people of the world, and thus their needs, because he lived in Indonesia for four years as a kid, and has poor relatives in Africa (I think the fact that he recently bought a multimillion dollar house in Chicago, and still has impoverished relatives in Africa, tells us all we need to know about this scumbag; if he won't take care of his kin, how can we expect him to take care of us?).

Read that again just to make sure you have that pedigree down. Now answer this question for me: Why the fuck is anyone in this country remotely considering having this buffoon in the Oval Office? Someone please answer this for me.

I would also like an ounce of whatever Obama is smoking so that I can stack the 10 weeks I spent in Israel against Hillary Clinton's foreign policy credentials: Eight years as First Lady, meeting with foreign dignitaries, ambassadors, officials; extensive behind the scenes work in Northern Ireland that notables, like Nobel Prize winner John Hume, have said was instrumental to the success of the peace process; her meeting with the Macedonian government to secure an opening of the border to larger numbers of Kosovar refugees, thus helping alleviate a major humanitarian crisis in the Balkans; standing up to the Chinese government by calling them out on their poor human rights record; sitting on the Senate Armed Services Committee...

Now here's the real head splitting thought: if foreign policy is his greatest strength, what the fuck are his weaknesses? Basically he is telling the world that he is incompetent. And this is what Obamamites want in the White House? Really? Ashton you can come out now. I've been punk'd I get it...no really, people think he should be President?

What are the chances I could get my doctor to write me a script for morphine? If Obama gets the nomination I'm gonna need it.

Seriously, I don't think I can continue to live in a country that would elect an such an arrogant, lying, duplicitous, racist, unqualified scumbag as Berserk Obama.

Tell the world: HILLARY '08!

UPDATE: 4/9/08

Joe Wilson wrote an excellent commentary as to why Berserk Oblahma is naive on foreign policy.

Yes Berserk, let's go back to the glory days of Reagan and Bush foreign policy when secret wars were funded by selling weapons to our enemies, and we allowed Saddam Hussein to invade Kuwait so we would have a pretext to establish a permanent military base in the region. What a brilliant plan!!!

Berserk, you're a first class moron.