Pampers reminds me of that Abba Eban quote about the Palestinians; They never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity. Just when he could redeem his sexist, misogynist self, Pampers has to go shoot hoops instead of being a man and taking care of business.
Fire the son of a bitch you pig. What the hell is the matter with you? This guy is really going to be your speech writer when you're Resident of the United States? You're already as big a joke as the Shrub.
And the national nightmare continues!