It's the same in any lingo

בַּת-בָּבֶל, הַשְּׁדוּדָה: אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיְשַׁלֶּם-לָךְ-- אֶת-גְּמוּלֵךְ, שֶׁגָּמַלְתּ לָנוּ
אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיֹּאחֵז וְנִפֵּץ אֶת-עֹלָלַיִךְ-- אֶל-הַסָּלַע

How can one be compelled to accept slavery? I simply refuse to do the master's bidding. He may torture me, break my bones to atoms and even kill me. He will then have my dead body, not my obedience. Ultimately, therefore, it is I who am the victor and not he, for he has failed in getting me to do what he wanted done. ~ Mahatma Gandhi
If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? If not now, when? ~ Rav Hillel, Pirke Avot

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes
Wear It With Pride

07 December 2008

Ch ch ch ch ch Changes...

There are going to be some changes to the look and feel of valve!  over the next week or so.  You may have noticed a change to the banner.  Things will be a little clearer in a couple of days.  Do not fear, this blog will still be pointing out the inept, stupid, and small actions of the inhabitants of Planet Asshat with plenty of the snark, jibes, and sarcasm you've come to expect at this blog; it will just be more global in scale.  Why?  Because Americans aren't the only ones getting screwed.  And there are plenty of people more screwed than us.  So start packing your bags...the bus is going to be hitting the road.  All intrepid travelers will be welcome.  You may be asked to take a look at yourself and figure out what's really important to you.  You may feel jabbed at, or a sense of discomfort.  That's what happens when you step out of your comfort zone and challenge your own assumptions.  If we're doing our job properly here you will be doing that.  And hopefully still laughing your ass off.  Let's face's better to rupture your spleen from laughing than it is to die of dehydration from crying all the time.

And as always, Obamabots are wholly and totally unwelcome until you publicly admit you were wrong about your savior and repent sincerely by agreeing to have yourself photographed at your place of employment, with your boss, wearing a dunce cap that clearly says, "DUNCE" in big bold letters, while holding a sign that says, "I am a big dummy for falling for Obama."  You must then post the photo on the internet and submit the link to the comments here so that you can be displayed in the valve! Hall of Shame where the photo will remain displayed until the end of our continuing national nightmare the Shrub>Pampers Presidency.

If you choose to come here without following those steps you will be humiliated anyway.  But confession frees the soul.


Anonymous said...

I understand this Wednesday is Human Rights Day. Do you know if this mean anything? Is anything going to happen that day?

Shtuey said...

Wednesday December 10, 2008 is not only Human Rights Day, it also marks the 60th anniversary of the Declaration of Human Rights. If you are interested in creating your own celebration of this important day you can go here:

Anonymous said...

What if, hypothetically, one is by no means an Obamabot, but is Confused and Undecided about whom to support at this point? Would such a person also deserve negative treatment?

Shtuey said...

Ask yourself the following questions:

During the 2008 election cycle did you hopelessly cheerlead for Pampers?

Do you have an Obama O sticker on your car, and an Obama bobblehead on your dashboard?

Did you at any point call Hillary Clinton a fucking bitch ho?

If you answered yes to any of those questions you are an Obamabot, and must submit to posted procedure to make penance. If you answered no you are not an Obamabot and are welcome.

We are especially glad to have undecided and confused people here. That means you're using your head, are engaged in critical thinking, and finding your way. It is for this purpose that this bus exists. Welcome aboard.

Anonymous said...

Whew! Thank goodness for that. An emphatic "no" to all three.