It's A Bird! It's A Plane! No, It's Another Falacstinian Joke!

PLO tool, Salam Fayad announced earlier this year that the PA plans on building institutions necessary for statehood. In my mind examples of this would be a democratically elected legislature that would be free of terrorists goon squad heads like Mahmoud Abbas and Mohammed Dahlan; an executive branch that was not comprised of terrorist goon squad heads, and a court system that was not comprised of terrorist goon squad heads. But clearly there's a little too much hashish in the shisha because the PA seems to think that one of the institutions it needs is an international airport...

This four runway hub for trafficking weapons and terrorists to kill Jews would be built in Area C, which is currently under Israeli security control. Seeings how Bibi is intent on creating a terror state in Israel's heartland I can understand their optimism. PA sources told Al Hayat that they assume that the United States will pressure Israel into allowing the construction of the airport.

Hmm...let's think a minute about what happened to the Atarot airport, near Jerusalem, in 2000 when Arafat launched the second intifada terror war rather than accept statehood (this was supposed to be an international airport that only ended up being used for internal Israeli flights only as the international community of Jew haters thought that use of it as an international airport would be akin to recognizing Jerusalem as Israel's capital...which it is). It came under fire from Arab neighborhoods and had to be taken over by the IDF. And of course the Gaza airport, which the IDF destroyed when the 2000 terror war began.

As long as the subject of necessary institutions is being discussed, here are some more the PA ought to consider for all the terrorists, I mean tourists, that will be flocking to visit the Falacstinian Authority when they fly into their new airport:

The Tulkarem Hard Rock Cafe

RPGs R Us

Victoria's Secret Outlet

Sbarro (why bomb ours when they'd have one in their own backyard?)

House of Landmines

The sad thing is that with Bibi in the Big Chair, they might get their airport...even without the Jew Hating White House's help.

On a completely different subject...did anyone count the number of days it took Little Lord Fraudleroy on his Christmas vacation to make a comment to the American people about the foiled terror attack on the Detroit bound airliner?

Was it:

1. 3 minutes?
2. 3 hours?
3. 3 days?

That's right...3 days. Well, can you blame him? He did get that awesome Autobots/Deceptacons playset from Santa. You wouldn't want his fun to be spoiled by a terror attack would you?

And just in case you were wondering...the Crown Prince of Change (how's that working out for you Obamazombies so far? Are your arms tired from clapping for all our soldiers coming home from the war yet?) didn't make his statement on Monday until after he had a workout, and played tennis with Michelle Antoinette. Then he played golf. How does he do it? He's like Superman...I mean Stupidman.

When is someone going to impeach that S.O.B.?