Post #800: Rantings, Ravings, and a Tale of Two Idiots

Well, here I am writing my 800th post here at OMV. I'm very thankful to all you devoted, if not deeply disturbed readers out there. Who would have thought that cyberspace was longing for a blogger making frequent use of the word "douchebag?" Thousands of hits later, and read in more than 75 countries, I'm just chugging along slapping the idiots, morons, dingdongs and yes, douchebags, who are screwing our collective pooch with their false morality and blim-blam.

Thank you all who keep coming back for more, who leave comments and send emails. I'm just doing my best to tell it like it is, as best I can. I'm glad to have each and every one of you riding with me on this little Twirl-a-Rhea Funfest, which will continue on as long as our planet continues to be invaded by the forces of Planet Asshat. Allow me to wax poetic about two such colossal idiots: Saeb "Gastric Bypass" Erekat, and Shaul "What the hell am I doing?" Mofaz.

Both have recently proposed equally stupid plans for peace. Saeb, whose favorite past time is living the high life in his fancy house, and BMW, while decrying the fate of his "people," has said that if the two-state final solution fails to come about he would back the alternative death plan: a bi-national state for Arabs and Jews. This plan is so laughably stupid that even Shimon Peres would have to sleep on it before saying yes to it.

No doubt this "bi-national" state would be about right of return for Arab "refugees" so they can push the demographics as far in favor of the Arabs as possible. Saeb fails to read the tea leaves. The growing majority in Israel has no interest in coexisting with the Arabs any longer. They are tired of them calling their country the nakba. We gave you genocidal douchebags all of Azza. You turned it into a giant launch pad for more rockets. Israel knows land for peace is a lie, and more and more Israelis, in the face of increasing Arab calls for the destruction of Israel, are realizing the reality that perhaps Meir Kahane (may G-d avenge his blood) was right.

Only an idiot invites the man who stabbed his daughter in the heart to come sleep on his floor.

And if it takes an idiot to do that, we have just the man to fill that roll. His name is Shaul Mofaz, and when it comes to Israeli idiots, he is doing his best to make it known that he is the most idiotic of them all. Don't believe me? Read this:

"Israel will lead and will not be led. We will stop occupying another nation. We must strengthen Israel's position internationally. As a first step, the Palestinian state will be in 60 percent of the West Bank and Gaza. 90 percent of the Palestinians will be there and no settlements will be evacuated."

He then goes on to say that he will graciously keep the main settlement blocks near the green line, but would evacuate 68,000 Jews from our ancestral homeland. This is the kind of guy who makes loving every Jew really really difficult. Here's an idea Shaul. Why don't you enlist in the PA "security forces" with the rest of the Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigade so you can kill Jews yourself instead of letting the middleman do it for you?

This statement is so mind numbingly dysfunctional it borders on sublime. Like so many stupid idiots in the Knesset, Mofaz actually thinks that by giving up Jewish land to Arabs that the world will finally start liking us. Shaul, the world will like us when we're all dead, not a moment before. The Herzlian notion that by trying to be just like the rest of the world, the world will like us. I have no interest in the world liking Israel. I have interest in Israel surviving and thriving. It cannot happen by kowtowing to a world community that would like to see us destroyed. Better to live than to be liked.

And pray, tell Shaul, what nation are you occupying exactly? There has never been a country called Palestine. Israel is certainly not occupying a country that doesn't exist...or are you high on LSD? Maybe Israel is occupying a magical land of pixies and unicorns with a river of moonbeams...yes, let's stop occupying the unicorns. They only desire to spread peace, joy, and magic to the Jews. Do me a favor you braying jackass; when the drugs wear off, move to Sweden.

This is what I'm talking about. Israel's government is laden with stupid idiots who actually believe the Arab propaganda that has been thrown in their faces for so long, with the help of the likes of Shimon Peres.

Where are the leaders who understand that when you have an enemy like Fatah and Hamas in your midst you destroy it, not negotiate with it? Here's an idea, let's send Shaul and Saeb out on a date together. They can give each other candy and flowers, go to dinner and a movie, then go to a motel and see which one can come up with the greater festering pile of stupid. I can't wait to see what that looks like.