Hamas Gets High On Goldstone

The Goldstone blood libel is certainly working its magic with Hamas. Their latest crazy is the belief that Goldstone ties Israel's hands and that she won't attack them ever again. Hamas' so called "interior minister," Fathi Hamad, told the press that the Goldstone report will stop Israel from launching any further operations into Azza.

My suggestion to Hamad is to stand at the Erez Crossing with a copy of the report in his hands and see how well it works at preventing Israeli tanks from turning him into a Rachel Corrie Memorial Latke.

In the meantime, he also announced that Hamas reached an agreement with the other genocidal Falacstinian factions in Gaza to stop launching rockets into Israel, and that rockets will only be launched in retaliation for Israeli incursions into Azza...but I thought the Goldstone blood libel was supposed to prevent that Fathead, I mean Fathi...so much for that notion.

Fathead said:

"We are not preventing the resistance by any means. However, we are making sure that every move is coordinated through agreement between the groups, especially after the last war."

So, in other words, Hamas doesn't like Israel's new policy of responding to Arab rocket attacks with attacks on munitions factories and smuggling tunnels. They would rather have the ceasefire to rebuild their arsenals, after which they can launch a coordinated attack on Israel involving all the various terrorist clubs in Azza, which they seem to think Israel will not respond to because of the Goldstone blood libel.

Wow, you guys are going to go far with that sort of logic. And the world wants these people to have a country of their own. Here's an idea. They can live on Marack's homeworld of Planet Asshat. Best of luck on your journey, idiots.