Dumber Than a Bag of Hammers

How is it that your average Pampers supporter is capable of respirating?  Quite frankly, Pamper Poopies are a disease, a cancer in the body of Democracy. They are sheep followers who, if they weren't following Pampers, would most likely be waddling behind Ron Paul with the same glazed look on their faces. These are low information idiots. In my most recent encounter with the species they were unaware of his recent statements on Iraq, and abortion. They still don't realize that Clinton wasn't the only candidate on the ballot in Michigan. And they are completely befuddled by the PUMA movement.

It's so obvious to them that anyone not supporting their fascist Bush II messiah must be Republican. Ironic, as his FISA vote, campaign finance flip flop, Iraq waffle, and his morality take on abortion clearly show, he is in fact a Republican himself.  It's obvious to me that the dumb shits in this scenario are the Bots.

According to OBots we PUMAs are Republican, women, and pissed that Hillary lost.  So say the shit eaters here.  News flash morons.  I'm a man.  I'm an Independent (who used to be a Democrat).  I'm not pissed that Hillary lost per se.  I'm pissed that the Democratic Party scuttled its Sunshine Laws (rules that are supposed to guarantee the transparency of process; you fucks should be familiar with transparency--you bitched and whined all over the blogosphere for months about your god's transparent campaign...yes he's transparent--we see right through him), and we're pissed that fair reflection (one of the chief tenants in the Democratic Party's bylaws regarding delegate distribution--that the delegate distribution should reflect the votes) was flushed down the toilet to crown the incompetent douche Pampers the presumptive nominee.  Four delegates were taken from Hillary Clinton and given to Pampers.  Fifty-five delegates that were uncommitted were also given to him.  Had the Michigan and Florida delegations been seated at full strength, and with fair reflection, OPampers would have 1707 pledged delegates.  Hillary Clinton would have 1725.  Now for you little Opampers fascists out there, ask yourselves this:  how fast would you be lighting your hair on fire if that happened to your messiah?  I would expect that you would be as pissed as we are, and I wouldn't blame you for one second.

We should not be subjected to delegate hijacking and rigged process.  That's what the neo-con Republicans do, but you Obots approve of what happened on May 31, 2008.  If anyone should be called "Republican" it's you, so shut the fuck up.  In all fairness, you couldn't pay me enough money to vote for that bigoted, fascist, racist, arrogant sexist pig Opampers if you paid me.  But that's not really the point.  

The fact is fascists that we PUMAs aren't just standing up for Hillary.  We are standing up for Democratic Party principles.  We are standing up for you, so that in four years when it comes time for us to vote in Democratic Party primaries again, you sniveling buttwipes will feel confident that when you cast your vote it will actually count for something.

I don't expect that I'll be getting a thank you note.

What's weird is that if the Automatic Delegates get to the convention, realize that Panders is not going to get us out of Iraq (though now it looks like we may not have a choice, regardless of who gets nominated, or elected), is not going to reverse the Bush invasion of our privacy (is not the definition of hubris to state that it's okay to vote for FISA now because when I'm President I'll fix it?  What the fuck?  That's like saying I don't need a Vice President strong on foreign policy because I lived in Indonesia between the ages of 6-10.  No one in their right mind would say that would they?  No, they wouldn't), is not even going to attempt to deliver universal health care, and doesn't seem to hold any ideals that have typically come to represent the Democratic Party besides the desire to have Swiss cheese on one's cheesesteak--and decide to vote for Senator Clinton instead--they will take to the streets with torches and pitchforks screaming that the nomination was stolen from his royal majestic majesty's graciousness as Yosemite Sam would say--even though these delegates would be acting in good faith, and accordance to their stated purpose, via sanctioned party procedures.

Rules are rules, but only when they work for Grendel and her beacon of whatever it is Panders supposedly stands for today.

Yeah, we're Republicans.  You just keep telling yourselves that.