Attorney General Rosie Moondog has announced her endorsement of Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton for Democratic Nominee, and President of the United States. In a press release Rosie stated, "Senator Clinton is by far the best candidate to represent the Democratic Party. Her dedication to children, women, and human rights is legendary. And I can't confirm this, but I think she was the one that sent me a lovely Chanukah gift basket filled with peanut butter cookies and carob Chanukah gelt (very thoughtful since chocolate is bad for us dogs). You think Nancy Pelosi ever sent me a gift basket? That'd be the day.
"As the Attorney General I have served the nation as the rock iron long arm of justice. I know what toughness is, and let me tell you something; Hillary's got it. She certainly isn't afraid of debating, doesn't run from reporters, and knows what states border Kentucky.
"And about that bunny incident...yes I plucked a little pink baby bunny out of a nursery hole in the White House lawn. What am I supposed to do? I'm a dog! I did leave the rest alive. See, unlike some people who are going to get their asses wupped in an upcoming primary, I don't make lame excuses. It's called taking responsibility. Maybe the junior Senator from Illinois ought to try taking a page from my playbook. Maybe when he gets back from visiting the rest of the 60 states of America."
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