It's the same in any lingo

בַּת-בָּבֶל, הַשְּׁדוּדָה: אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיְשַׁלֶּם-לָךְ-- אֶת-גְּמוּלֵךְ, שֶׁגָּמַלְתּ לָנוּ
אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיֹּאחֵז וְנִפֵּץ אֶת-עֹלָלַיִךְ-- אֶל-הַסָּלַע

How can one be compelled to accept slavery? I simply refuse to do the master's bidding. He may torture me, break my bones to atoms and even kill me. He will then have my dead body, not my obedience. Ultimately, therefore, it is I who am the victor and not he, for he has failed in getting me to do what he wanted done. ~ Mahatma Gandhi
If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? If not now, when? ~ Rav Hillel, Pirke Avot

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes
Wear It With Pride

23 March 2010

A Carp Face Special For Lemon

This is for my blogging colleague, and sister in Red Sea Pedestrianness, Lemon (if you don't read her blog, you really should...she rocks!), who found herself with a tickled funny bone over my last post about our diplomatic nemesis George Carp Face Mitchell. Poor Carp Face. Poor poor Carp Face. After his successes in Ireland doing Guinness keg stands without vomiting, Carp Face set his sites on being the American that could successfully get Israel to commit suicide by surrendering the heartland of the Jewish people to the terrorist kleptocrats of "moderate" Fatah (They are moderate because they hang gays instead of throwing them off buildings like those heathens in Gaza, and use M-16s, knives, axes, and molotov cocktails to kill Jews instead of rockets).

But Carp Face just doesn't get any respect. Why Carp Face? Well, let us examine the empirical evidence.

Here is Carp Face vacationing in the tropics. After weeks of arm twisting and threatening Bibi with having to listen to Marack's "race speech" (also known as the "what racist preacher are you talking about?" speech) over and over until he converted, Carp Face took a well deserved break.

Here he is hiding from reporters from Arutz-7...

One thing you have to say about Carp Face is that he goes the extra mile for his country. Here is making love to an Asian diplomat in the hopes of gaining new dupes to secure American debt after the passing of the Stupulus package last year.

Though it's true that this incident ended with Carp Face leaving with a broken heart, you have to admire his stick-to-itiveness.

But perhaps his biggest let down was failing to get cast in the part of Admiral Ackbar in Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi...

Sorry man, you can't win 'em all. Maybe he should have pulled some moves on the couch at Skywalker Ranch.


Lemon said...

This was hysterical. I loved it!
Thanks for the kind words too.
The total blindness of men in this administration is astonishing. It is as though they are living in alternate universes. They can actually hear the ranting of Israel's enemies and think they are hearing love songs.
Just amazing to me.

Shtuey said...

Glad you enjoyed.

Sadly, they are not blind. This is exactly what they want. They are opposed to the existence of Israel and the freedom of the Jewish people. Well, those that bless Israel will be blessed...