It just wouldn't be Chanukah without some good ol' fashioned Jew Hate, would it? Sure, it would be nice to go one year without reports of racist dingdongs vandalizing public chanukiah displays, disrupting events, or desecrating synagogues, but we all know that's not going to happen any time soon. And so, the yearly Jew Hate display has become as expected a tradition as latkes and fried donuts.
Let's go through the list. In Vienna over the weekend, the Chabad rabbi was assaulted by, try not to faint from disbelief...a Muslim...who burst through the crowd with the obligatory yelling, and proceeded to pummel the rabbi with his fists. Clearly, and thankfully, this schmuck was not quite motivated enough to collect his 72 virgins by jamming a bomb up his rear. He did nearly sever one of the rabbi's fingers by biting it. Shortly after, the crazed Islamic assailant fell into a river of molten lava causing the collapse of Barad Dur, and the final eradication of Sauron the Great...sorry, I couldn't resist.
Rabbi Dov Gruzman is recovering in a Vienna hospital, and has assured the public that the ceremonies will continue through the remainder of the eight nights of Chanukah. In fact, Rabbi Gruzman expects the celebration to grow larger as a result of the attack. We pray for Rabbi Gruzman's speedy and complete recovery so that he can be continue to shine the light of Jewish life in Vienna soon.
In Connecticut, escaped lobotomy patients, better known as neo-narzi dickheads, decided to stir up trouble at a chanukiah lighting, showing up in masks (how brave), with Narzi flags and banners, and yelling the usual Narzi slogans. On Long Island a chanukiah was taken and dumped in a pond, and another was broken. Police have labeled the Long Island incidents as hate crimes...I feel much better, don't you?
But INN and JPost are reporting the ultimate winner for this year's display of Jew Hate in Moldova, where an Orthodox Priestly Dickhead, and his little helpers in Kishinev, stole a metal chanukiah from a public display and dismantled it as part of a pro-Orthodox Christian Idiot protest that, by definition, must defame Jews. The "priest" caught on the video said:
"We are an Orthodox country. Stephan the Great defended our country from all kinds of kikes, and now they come and put their menorah here. This is anarchy.
"The Jews can try to kill us, to traumatize our children,” the priest charged, adding that Jews try to “dominate people.”
It's anarchy! The Jews are celebrating Chanukah! The Jews are celebrating Chanukah! Yes, the world is chocked full of stupid, and apparently Moldova has more than it's share. High five!
Yes, we sure love to dominate people...like in the Holocaust, or the Kishinev pogrom in which the Moldovan populace joined in sacking and slaughtering the Jews, destroying their property, slitting people open alive and stuffing them with goose feathers...should I go on? I guess the Narzi persecution of the Orthodox Church was not enough to squeeze even the slightest bit of empathy from these morons for the Jewish people. Go fuck yourselves, idiots.
I couldn't be happier that this incident was caught on video.
Roll that beautiful goy footage!
Jesus would be so proud.