It's the same in any lingo

בַּת-בָּבֶל, הַשְּׁדוּדָה: אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיְשַׁלֶּם-לָךְ-- אֶת-גְּמוּלֵךְ, שֶׁגָּמַלְתּ לָנוּ
אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיֹּאחֵז וְנִפֵּץ אֶת-עֹלָלַיִךְ-- אֶל-הַסָּלַע

How can one be compelled to accept slavery? I simply refuse to do the master's bidding. He may torture me, break my bones to atoms and even kill me. He will then have my dead body, not my obedience. Ultimately, therefore, it is I who am the victor and not he, for he has failed in getting me to do what he wanted done. ~ Mahatma Gandhi
If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? If not now, when? ~ Rav Hillel, Pirke Avot

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes
Wear It With Pride

17 July 2008

What's the Word?

As you dear readers well know I have spent quite a bit of time coming up with new names for Pampers, and am always on a quest to find new and better ways to describe him. When I was still going toe to toe with the peons at FirstRead (when that great master of Pampers butt puckering Chuck Todd would see fit to post my comments) I was fond of calling him a fraudulent scumbag, duplicitous fraud, or lying scumbag. And of course we cannot forget Douche.

But today I had an epiphany; a profound moment of clarity. The ultimate adjective came to me. What's even better is that you could use it as a name for him as well...


I try to be a modest person, but I'm pretty proud of this one.  Personally, I think it blows the name Pampers away.

Use it freely at parties, in your blogs, and during heated arguments with Pamperbots.

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