It's the same in any lingo

בַּת-בָּבֶל, הַשְּׁדוּדָה: אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיְשַׁלֶּם-לָךְ-- אֶת-גְּמוּלֵךְ, שֶׁגָּמַלְתּ לָנוּ
אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיֹּאחֵז וְנִפֵּץ אֶת-עֹלָלַיִךְ-- אֶל-הַסָּלַע


How can one be compelled to accept slavery? I simply refuse to do the master's bidding. He may torture me, break my bones to atoms and even kill me. He will then have my dead body, not my obedience. Ultimately, therefore, it is I who am the victor and not he, for he has failed in getting me to do what he wanted done. ~ Mahatma Gandhi
If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? If not now, when? ~ Rav Hillel, Pirke Avot

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes
Wear It With Pride

03 July 2008

I Like Lists

Right now I'm working on two. The first is a list of names I have bestowed upon Diaper Man. The second is; who can be found under his Ginormous Nuclear Monster Bus.

Names first.
  1. Pampers
  2. Panders
  3. Golden god of Change
  4. Ovomit
  5. MOE (margin of error)
  6. Captain Puketastic
  7. Caesar Fraudulus
  8. LaBamba
  9. Barry Bonds
  10. Puss Pocket
  11. Commander Waffalo
  12. Waffles
Now let's see if the list of parties thrown under the Camp Pampers bus can beat it (if I've left anyone out, please feel free to let me know).

  1. Women
  2. Blue collar white dudes
  3. Jews
  4. Israel
  5. Palestinians
  6. Asians
  7. Latinos
  8. LGBTs
  9. 18 million Clinton voters
  10. Michigan
  11. Ehud Olmert
  12. Hatem el Hady
  13. Florida
  14. Ohio
  15. John Lewis
  16. Bill Clinton
  17. Hillary Clinton
  18. Chelsea Clinton
  19. Alice Paul
  20. Alice Palmer
  21. Wes Clark
  22. His typical white grandmother
  23. Islam
  24. Jeremiah Wright
  25. MoveOn.org
  26. Italian Garlic Noses
  27. Bible thumping gun toters
  28. Philadelphia Eagles Fans
  29. Mrs. Butterworth
  30. The Trinity Church
  31. Bill Clinton
  32. The Spotted Owl
  33. France
  34. Strongman
  35. Cuckoo Man
  36. Tornado Man
  37. Rope Man
  38. The Texas Prairie Chicken
  39. Squirrels
  40. The Presidential Seal
  41. The Barackadential Seal
  42. Cheetos
  43. Austan Goolsbie
  44. Bill Clinton
I really thought the squirrels were gonna make it.

4 comments:

Bellissima said...

Ciao baby,

This item does not necessarily go on the Under the Bus list, however, as a representative of the Garlic Nosed Italian group, I have to say I do not feel that my vote is welcomed by Senator BO. (by way of Rev. Wright's comments.)

Is there a place on any of your lists for Italian Garlic Noses?

Mille grazie,

Bellissima

Shtuey said...

Ciao Bella! I meant to add the Garlic Noses to the list, but must have forgotten to type it. Thanks for the reminder. Good catch!

Diamond Tiger said...

shtuey! you sick bastard you! I love it. I will miss the squirrels.

biblebanging gun-toters.

lililam said...

These may augment your second list: Alice Palmer, peri-menopausal women, laughter, and joy. Oh, and posi-traction, of course.