It's the same in any lingo

בַּת-בָּבֶל, הַשְּׁדוּדָה: אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיְשַׁלֶּם-לָךְ-- אֶת-גְּמוּלֵךְ, שֶׁגָּמַלְתּ לָנוּ
אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיֹּאחֵז וְנִפֵּץ אֶת-עֹלָלַיִךְ-- אֶל-הַסָּלַע

How can one be compelled to accept slavery? I simply refuse to do the master's bidding. He may torture me, break my bones to atoms and even kill me. He will then have my dead body, not my obedience. Ultimately, therefore, it is I who am the victor and not he, for he has failed in getting me to do what he wanted done. ~ Mahatma Gandhi
If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? If not now, when? ~ Rav Hillel, Pirke Avot

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes
Wear It With Pride

12 May 2008

My's full of stars

Let's face it America, we've been through the looking glass for so long in this election cycle that it's starting to feel like home.  "Looking through the plate glass tulips to see how the other half lives." 

Today TIME crapazine released its "Dewey Defeats Truman" issue with King of the Douches on the cover.  What is in that fucking kool-aid?  I know it's not inevitability.  It must be the LSD.

For all you douche fuck Bots out there let me explain how this is going to work.  Hillary Clinton is down by around 113,000 votes or so.  Tomorrow she's going to kick LaBamba's ass so fucking hard he won't be sitting for the remainder of the primaries.  He's also not going to regain the popular vote lead.  Read that twice so it sinks in fascists. 

Now Axelrod and Plouffe will continue to use their mind ray to make you think that the votes of Florida and Michigan don't count.  Guess what fascists?  I'm afraid that those votes were certified by the Secretaries of State of both MI and FL.  They count, and in spite of all your whining and temper tantrums there is nothing in the DNC's own rules to say that they don't count.  Sanctioning only effects delegate distribution (which means LaBamba, according to DNC rules nets zero delegates from Michigan--no one told the douche fuck to take his name off the ballot).  Gee that's tough Mr. Adominabubble.

Here's some more reality--the pledged delegate split in the end will be under a hundred delegate difference.  It will probably end up being around 75.  That's not figuring in the allocation of Florida and Michigan.  I've heard tell that the nominee will seat the delegates.  Guess what Coward Dean?  That's going to piss off Florida and Michigan even more.  They've made it perfectly clear what will happen if the delegates are not seated to reflect their votes and LaBamba is the nominee.

So how will the candidates go to the convention?  One will go limping in with a slight lead in pledged delegates.  The other with a lead in the popular vote (or as Queen Pig Donna Brazile likes to say--the will of the people).

There is only one measure then by which the Super Delegates will decide the nominee.  Say it with me Obamamorons:  Electability.  Clinton has won more counties, more congressional districts, more swing states, and after June 3 (well, after tomorrow) more votes.

Oh, and just to make sure you understand; the Super Delegates' job is not to simply rubber stamp the guy you like.  Their job is to pick the candidate that is best positioned to defeat the opposition.  Only the kool-aided think that's Obama.  The Republicans know who can beat them, and that's probably the best indicator for the S.D.s.  Hell, even Rush Limbaugh knows which one can beat McCain.  He's practically endorsed her.  Say it with me Mighty Bots;  Hillary Rodham Clinton.  Maybe if you had been around for more of these things you'd know that.  Go back to making beer bongs and doing keg stands.

And if for some bizarre reason your empty suit gets the nomination I will at least have the satisfaction of watching him be crucified by the Democratic Party when he loses hugely to John McCain, which will only make it easier to drum him out of the Senate in 2010.

Ya know, I wouldn't be so hard on you people if you hadn't been conducting yourselves like such colossal assholes through this entire campaign.  I abhor fascists and hypocrites.  Too bad for you Bots that you fit into both categories so well.  Well, my mom always says you should excel in something.  Kudos to you!

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