It's the same in any lingo

בַּת-בָּבֶל, הַשְּׁדוּדָה: אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיְשַׁלֶּם-לָךְ-- אֶת-גְּמוּלֵךְ, שֶׁגָּמַלְתּ לָנוּ
אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיֹּאחֵז וְנִפֵּץ אֶת-עֹלָלַיִךְ-- אֶל-הַסָּלַע

How can one be compelled to accept slavery? I simply refuse to do the master's bidding. He may torture me, break my bones to atoms and even kill me. He will then have my dead body, not my obedience. Ultimately, therefore, it is I who am the victor and not he, for he has failed in getting me to do what he wanted done. ~ Mahatma Gandhi
If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? If not now, when? ~ Rav Hillel, Pirke Avot

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes
Wear It With Pride

17 May 2008

Attorney General Rosie Moondog Endorses HRC

Attorney General Rosie Moondog has announced her endorsement of Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton for Democratic Nominee, and President of the United States.  In a press release Rosie stated, "Senator Clinton is by far the best candidate to represent the Democratic Party.  Her dedication to children, women, and human rights is legendary.  And I can't confirm this, but I think she was the one that sent me a lovely Chanukah gift basket filled with peanut butter cookies and carob Chanukah gelt (very thoughtful since chocolate is bad for us dogs).  You think Nancy Pelosi ever sent me a gift basket?  That'd be the day.  

"As the Attorney General I have served the nation as the rock iron long arm of justice.  I know what toughness is, and let me tell you something; Hillary's got it.  She certainly isn't afraid of debating, doesn't run from reporters, and knows what states border Kentucky.

"And about that bunny incident...yes I plucked a little pink baby bunny out of a nursery hole in the White House lawn.  What am I supposed to do?  I'm a dog!  I did leave the rest alive.  See, unlike some people who are going to get their asses wupped in an upcoming primary, I don't make lame excuses.  It's called taking responsibility.  Maybe the junior Senator from Illinois ought to try taking a page from my playbook.  Maybe when he gets back from visiting the rest of the 60 states of America."

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