Exodus of the Matzah

So, you've just spent the last eight days eating matzah, and hopefully like me, had lots of home-cooked goodness. But what of the matzah?

It's just sitting there, waiting for liberation. Though I doubt there would be little in the way of poskim support for ending Pesach when the stewed fruit ran out, that might save people a lot of intestinal distress. Some of us are no doubt hoping at the moment that they had some assistance right now. For those of you who are currently having issues with blocked kishkes, here is a list of recommendations for opening up the sluices.

1. Prunes...lots of them...about 5 lbs ought to do it.
2. Dynamite
3. A band of angels of evil.
4. Any audio of Marack
5. Roto-rooter.

And if none of those methods worked then I would say it was time to get serious...