Hypocritical Hot Air from the Playboy Space King

An interview with king Abdullah appeared in the Times Online today where he went rambling on about how Israel is either going to accept peace or be peace's obstacle. It really is a shining example of the mindset of the Arab body politic. Apparently Israel's standing in the way of peace is the reason why 51 Arab countries don't recognize her. Let's do an OMV breakdown of the bloviating playboy's interview.

We are sick and tired of the process.

I suppose this would be the process of trying to destroy Israel for the past 61 years. I imagine it is frustrating to Arab manliness to accept that in all this time, even with the backing of the Soviets, and America's kowtowing to OPEC, that they haven't managed get rid of the Jewish state, which could possess the nuclear capability to vaporize the playboy and all his pals.

We are talking about direct negotiations. That is a major point. We are approaching this in a regional context. You could say through the Arab peace proposal. The Americans see this as we do and I think the Europeans. Britain is playing a very vital pro-active role, more than I have ever seen in the ten years of my experience in bringing people together.

Wow, face to face talks. You mean the kind Arabs have been refusing to have with Israel for decades? My aren't you fucking generous.

What we are talking about is not Israelis and Palestinians sitting at the table, but Israelis sitting with Palestinians, Israelis sitting with Syrians, Israelis sitting with Lebanese. And with the Arabs and the Muslim world lined up to open direct negotiations with Israelis at the same time. So it’s the work that needs to be done over the next couple of months that has a regional answer to this — that is not a two-state solution, it is a 57-state solution.

That is the tipping point that shakes up Israeli politicians and the Israeli public. Do you want to stay Fortress Israel for the next ten years? The calamity that that would bring to all of us, including the West? This has become a global problem.

And why is the fortress, both physical and mental, necessary Abdullah? I don't suppose it could be because your father and his friends began a 61 year campaign to eliminate your Jewish problem, could it? Your bullshit is straining my hypocrisy meter to the limit. And I see that, once again, Israel's desire to protect itself from destruction is a "calamity." Why don't you just say what's on your mind Abdullah; the calamity is Israel's continued existence.

Believe it or not, it gets better...

If you consider that a third of the world does not recognise Israel — 57 nations of the United Nations do not recognise Israel, a third of the world — their international relationships can’t be all that good. More countries recognise North Korea than Israel. That is a very strong statement when we are offering a third of the world to meet them with open arms. The future is not the Jordan river or the Golan Heights or Sinai, the future is Morocco in the Atlantic to Indonesia in the Pacific. I think that’s the prize.

Yes, there is someone with their head jammed further up their ass than Tushy Obama: Abdullah of Jordan. Israel is supposed to get a hard on because you say the Arabs and the Muslims will finally accept Israel's existence with open arms, as long as Israel commits suicide. No wonder you think Tushy understands the situation. You are in complete agreement. Israel gives up her security and you will all love her while you kill her. That fortress you're referring to is the Arabs' fault you moron.

So when Israel says, "No, Syria can't have the Golan, we will not accept the '67 ceasefire lines, or consent to the establishing of a Palestinian state run by political parties that are dedicated to destroying us because it is a complete compromising of the security of our people against the Arab world that has never stopped trying to destroy us," the failure to reach peace will be because of Israel. Nice. And what does the douche say will be the result of Israel's stance that her security is paramount, protected by boundaries that prevent her enemies from rocketing her out of existence?

We’re going to have a war. Leading up to the Lebanese war, I said there was going to be a conflict with Israel. I said it four or five months before. I said it would happen either in Lebanon or Gaza. It was Lebanon. In November, I said there would be another war in Lebanon or Gaza. I thought it would happen when Obama was in office but was surprised by it happening a month earlier. If we delay our peace negotiations, then there’s going to be another conflict between Arabs or Muslims and Israel in the next 12 to 18 months — as sure as the other conflicts happened.

So, like the Tushy, the message from the playboy is Israel accepts suicide or we kill her.

Fuck you both.

Scotty, I think you beamed us down to Planet Asshat.