Anyone who has purchased a cantaloupe between last Sunday through Friday at any Wal-Mart in the aforementioned areas has been cautioned to destroy them.
Obviously washing them thoroughly before cutting them open and consuming them is too radical an option.
Obliterating the suspect cantaloupes is the prudent way to go.
The following are my recommended ways to dispatch a potentially, but most likely uncontaminated melon...
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So that's what my Mossberg does huh? I wish there was someplace I could actually go shooting here in this liberal state.
P.S. Stop by and read the latest sneaky bastard shit when it comes to gun control. HR2401
Well, shooting a 00 buckshot shell is essentially like firing 9 .32 caliber spheres. I wonder how a watermelon would fare.
It's their way of innoculating against law suits, as using soap and water is so fraught with human error, of course.
Shtuey, what is your take on Pockeestan? I was just listening to a bit of Juan Cole delineating that our response to the Taliban incursion is over-inflated, that Packistan civil society is underestimated in their intelligence and natural resistance to the Taliban. Do you think Bambi is opening the gates to another Iraq there?
Well I guess we are a litigious society.
If there is natural resistance to the Taliban Juan might want to explain how they were able to seize control of the Swat Valley 100 miles from Islamabad.
Pampers needs the military engaged both as a means of looking tough and draining the Treasury. Unfortunately, the stakes are a lot higher in Pakistan. If I were to don my tinfoil hat I would think that Pampers wants the Taliban to takeover Pakistan.
One thing we do know is that his foreign policy is harmful to the security of our nation, and that he and his Secretary of Defense are both idiots. This does not bode well for us at all, but it's great for the jihadists.
Here's the watermelon against .50. The melon didn't stand a chance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s3l6SKiOzo
Here on the Eastern Shore of Maryland , we have a quaintly medieval custom we indulge in every fall called punkin chunkin ... ( we are just strange like that ... and even those of us who will never fit in because we are imported from the big city of Baltimore have grown fond of this punkin chunkin phenom )
And I bet that a canteloupe would go farther than a punkin in some of those catapultin machines
http://www.punkinchunkin.com
In other news , someone wants fairness for " Nasty Nancy Pancakes Pelosi " other than this post, that is the second best laugh I have had all day ...
And now that I think of it.... Nancy Pelosi Chunkin ; sounds fun too !! Catapult the caterwauler !! That is only fair !!
This is navyvet48....Google erased my navyvet account and my you tube account!...so I had to change it. I love the punkin chunkin. By the way people don't know about soap and water and washing things....Why do you think I went on the rant about swine flu precautions? I watch people leaving rest rooms bypassing the sink. UGH!
I just bought a Walmart canteloupe I will wash it in soap and water first. Thanks!
wtf happened to Cinies blog?
I haven't been over there in a few days. I wonder if Wordpress is doing an anti-barry blog purge, or if his little douchebags are responsible for this.
One thing I am pretty sure of, Cinie is supermegapissed about this.
Where's Cinie,
Of course it is Obots the turds but what is Wordpress doing being complicit with Obot trolls?
Cinie needs to strike back and hard.
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