Here's an idea. Why don't we all run around naked and rub each other's poop on ourselves? It makes about as much sense.
And I wonder if I'm supposed to be excited about Kaiser Pajama's Supreme Court nominee. I think I'm supposed to like her because she's a woman, Latina, and has a compelling rags to success story.
Okay, I am glad the Kaiser picked a woman. I really couldn't care less about her ethnicity. There was a Jew on the short list, but we've already got Ginsberg. We wouldn't want the folks at rense.stupid to implode over there being two Jews on the bench. There's only so much their golfball sized shark brains can handle.
Her life story has already been cited by Spamitor Fuck Schumer of New York as one of the reasons why no Senator would dare stand in the way of her confirmation.
“Given her track record of excellence and moderation, and her life story, it’s going to be very hard for any senator, Republican or Democrat, to vote against her.”
My dog has a compelling life story. She was abused and neglected for the first year of her life, dumped at the shelter by her family, emaciated and nervous, laden with anxiety and fear. Now she's an incredibly friendly dog, is protective of her family, and a good sister to her new puppy. Let's nominate her. How about it Chuck, you stupid bloated trough feeding idiot?
Biography is not a reason to confirm a nominee to the highest court in the land asshole!
If New York reelects that corrupt, overgrown puspocket we may have to detach the entire state and float it out to sea.
Let's hope we have a thorough examination of her body of rulings, and that she is judged on the merits (monkeys will fly out of my butt first). The fact that she has had five decisions overturned by the Supreme Court, at least one unanimously, is not a very impressive statistic.
Can you tell I'm overflowing with confidence? I'm trying really hard to not assume that because Kaiser Pajama nominated her she must be an idiot anti-constitutionalist. Really, I am.
My biggest concern? Will she support expanding the unconstitutional powers already bestowed upon the White House, or not?
The other big question is what will her name parody be if she's confirmed? Right now I'm leaning toward "Sodamaker."
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How about "SORT of Majority" "
ok ok never mind already
but...
She is the sixth catholic,making a majority . I say the pope should pay taxes , that would solve the budget deficit and probably pay off china too
it could happen ...........
It appears to me that we no longer have a Constitution, it's just an illusion.
Regarding the nominee for Supreme Court...it doesn't matter who Obama picks, I wouldn't trust anyone he would pick further than I can throw them. Not to mention, I doubt if Obama came up with any candidates, their names were handed to him on a piece of paper where he promptly put it up on a wall and threw a dart at it. The man doesn't have the intellectual capacity to make any type of important decision.
Soros and company probably provided him with a list and TOTUS told him who to pick.
Seriously, it's not too late to put my dog on the bench.
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