Hide your vegetables!
03 May 2009
BREAKING NEWS! Obama Not Human?
Follow this breaking story at the Shtuey News Network. Forget the birth certificate. Pampers may not even be human! Lulled into a stupor with the promise of "hope" and "change" America may in fact be ruled by a despotic cousin of the rhinoceros.
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Did you have in mind Ionesco's Rhinoceros?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhinoceros_(play)
,blockquote>"The play is often read as a response to the sudden upsurge of Communism, Fascism and Nazism during the events preceding World War II, and explores the themes of conformity, culture, philosophy, and morality.
Sounds almost like a combination of Kafka's "Metamorphosis" and Sartre's "No Exit."
The tapir and the rhino are related. This only gives further credence to the tapir theory.
This must be why Michelle planted that vegetable garden at the White House.
Shtuey, your detailed analysis is very convincing, but as you well know, one can find evidence for pretty much any insane theory. Your postulate falls flat when the absolute cuteness factor is taken into account. No way oblabla is cute. That tapir looks like a cuddly version of an anteater combined with a hairless Panda. btw- did you hear Villaraigosa's address at the AIPAC conference yesterday? I was impressed by his support, but he is a politician.
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