My Dog Has a Lump

Yesterday, while lovin' on my dog, I found a lump on her back. Being a concerned parent I immediately began freaking out. I tried not to jump to the worst conclusions and figured that maybe it was a fatty tumor. After doing some research my next conclusion was that it was a reaction to her rabies shot that she got last week. I brought her to her doctor this morning who confirmed my suspicion. Rabies shots are now done subcutaneously instead of muscularly. About 10% of dogs are developing these lumps, which in most cases go away after a couple of months. I was of course very relieved as my Shellies is my dear dear lump of sweetness and slobber that I want to have around for many years to come.

You see, an animal isn't a pet to me. They are family. I laugh at their joys, comfort them when they are in pain, protect them from harm, and relish every moment I have with them. That is how a human being loves an animal.

A douchebag throws animals away when they don't instantly conform to their needs and desires. A douchebag blames others around them for their own problems and lies. A douchebag destroys reputations because of their own sense of entitlement.

Ellen DeGeneres you aren't worthy to sniff my dogs' shit. Go on vacation and never come back.