It's the same in any lingo

בַּת-בָּבֶל, הַשְּׁדוּדָה: אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיְשַׁלֶּם-לָךְ-- אֶת-גְּמוּלֵךְ, שֶׁגָּמַלְתּ לָנוּ
אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיֹּאחֵז וְנִפֵּץ אֶת-עֹלָלַיִךְ-- אֶל-הַסָּלַע

How can one be compelled to accept slavery? I simply refuse to do the master's bidding. He may torture me, break my bones to atoms and even kill me. He will then have my dead body, not my obedience. Ultimately, therefore, it is I who am the victor and not he, for he has failed in getting me to do what he wanted done. ~ Mahatma Gandhi
If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? If not now, when? ~ Rav Hillel, Pirke Avot

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes
Wear It With Pride

31 July 2014

Nancy Pelosi: Natural Born Stupid

An Israeli military operation sure does flush the chumps.  Naughty Nazi Nancy Pelosi just couldn't stay out of the fray.  If she's not having her face stretched to the dark side of the moon, she's carrying water for the man-cub president she genuflects to every time she passes a high fibre bowel movement. 

I have always considered Pelosi to be among the great douchebags of American politics, so it doesn't come as a surprise that she has managed to exceed her already well established level of douchosity.  Seriously, how is it someone so utterly stupid, someone who barely functions as a human being, gets reelected over and over again?  I can only imagine that either her district is populated by people who are actually more brain dead than she is, or her electoral fraud machine operates with such efficiency that no one bothers to count the votes anymore.

Her latest achievement in maximum stupid came on an appearance on Pampers sycophant Candy Crowley's "State of the Union" show.  {Let me just interject here, the fact that Candy Crowley still has a job after her 2012 revelation that she spotted Macaque in the presidential debate she "moderated," backing his calling the attack on Benghazi a terrorist action and not a spontaneous protest, is testimony to the fact that either CNN is a government run mouthpiece, or Candy threatened to eat 10lbs of raw broccoli and asphyxiate her producer.} 

When an international crisis looms, Nancy always likes to pretend she is relevant, and has some kind of say in what is happening, even though we know she spends most of her time worshiping at the altar of Botoxus, the Stretch Armstrong god of facials.  Attempting to sound like a diplomat, while covering for the fact that her boss is doing nothing about the crisis except fund the Islamofascist regimes that back Hamas, she actually said:

"And we have to confer with the Qataris, who have told me over and over again that Hamas is a humanitarian organization." 

Do I have to go on?

In Nancy's defense, her face is stretched tighter that a tennis racket on a hot day, which probably causes a dramatic reduction in blood flow to her already addled brain.  If she and Russell Brand had a love child, I'm pretty sure it would be born with its head lodged up its ass.

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