It's the same in any lingo

בַּת-בָּבֶל, הַשְּׁדוּדָה: אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיְשַׁלֶּם-לָךְ-- אֶת-גְּמוּלֵךְ, שֶׁגָּמַלְתּ לָנוּ
אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיֹּאחֵז וְנִפֵּץ אֶת-עֹלָלַיִךְ-- אֶל-הַסָּלַע

How can one be compelled to accept slavery? I simply refuse to do the master's bidding. He may torture me, break my bones to atoms and even kill me. He will then have my dead body, not my obedience. Ultimately, therefore, it is I who am the victor and not he, for he has failed in getting me to do what he wanted done. ~ Mahatma Gandhi
If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? If not now, when? ~ Rav Hillel, Pirke Avot

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes
Wear It With Pride

26 May 2009

California Supreme Court Says No To Gay Marriage, and the Kaiser Picks

Looks like the California Supreme Court forgot about this thing called the Equal Protections Clause. Oops. Well, what the fuck do you expect? The Supreme Court didn't bother to uphold the Constitution of the State of Ohio during the election this past year so why the hell should California give a crap about the Constitution of the United States?

Here's an idea. Why don't we all run around naked and rub each other's poop on ourselves? It makes about as much sense.

And I wonder if I'm supposed to be excited about Kaiser Pajama's Supreme Court nominee. I think I'm supposed to like her because she's a woman, Latina, and has a compelling rags to success story.

Okay, I am glad the Kaiser picked a woman. I really couldn't care less about her ethnicity. There was a Jew on the short list, but we've already got Ginsberg. We wouldn't want the folks at rense.stupid to implode over there being two Jews on the bench. There's only so much their golfball sized shark brains can handle.

Her life story has already been cited by Spamitor Fuck Schumer of New York as one of the reasons why no Senator would dare stand in the way of her confirmation.
“Given her track record of excellence and moderation, and her life story, it’s going to be very hard for any senator, Republican or Democrat, to vote against her.”
My dog has a compelling life story. She was abused and neglected for the first year of her life, dumped at the shelter by her family, emaciated and nervous, laden with anxiety and fear. Now she's an incredibly friendly dog, is protective of her family, and a good sister to her new puppy. Let's nominate her. How about it Chuck, you stupid bloated trough feeding idiot?

Biography is not a reason to confirm a nominee to the highest court in the land asshole!

If New York reelects that corrupt, overgrown puspocket we may have to detach the entire state and float it out to sea.

Let's hope we have a thorough examination of her body of rulings, and that she is judged on the merits (monkeys will fly out of my butt first). The fact that she has had five decisions overturned by the Supreme Court, at least one unanimously, is not a very impressive statistic.

Can you tell I'm overflowing with confidence? I'm trying really hard to not assume that because Kaiser Pajama nominated her she must be an idiot anti-constitutionalist. Really, I am.

My biggest concern? Will she support expanding the unconstitutional powers already bestowed upon the White House, or not?

The other big question is what will her name parody be if she's confirmed? Right now I'm leaning toward "Sodamaker."


Anonymous said...

How about "SORT of Majority" "
ok ok never mind already

She is the sixth catholic,making a majority . I say the pope should pay taxes , that would solve the budget deficit and probably pay off china too

it could happen ...........

Mary Ellen said...

It appears to me that we no longer have a Constitution, it's just an illusion.

Regarding the nominee for Supreme doesn't matter who Obama picks, I wouldn't trust anyone he would pick further than I can throw them. Not to mention, I doubt if Obama came up with any candidates, their names were handed to him on a piece of paper where he promptly put it up on a wall and threw a dart at it. The man doesn't have the intellectual capacity to make any type of important decision.

Shtuey said...

Soros and company probably provided him with a list and TOTUS told him who to pick.

Seriously, it's not too late to put my dog on the bench.