It's the same in any lingo

בַּת-בָּבֶל, הַשְּׁדוּדָה: אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיְשַׁלֶּם-לָךְ-- אֶת-גְּמוּלֵךְ, שֶׁגָּמַלְתּ לָנוּ
אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיֹּאחֵז וְנִפֵּץ אֶת-עֹלָלַיִךְ-- אֶל-הַסָּלַע

How can one be compelled to accept slavery? I simply refuse to do the master's bidding. He may torture me, break my bones to atoms and even kill me. He will then have my dead body, not my obedience. Ultimately, therefore, it is I who am the victor and not he, for he has failed in getting me to do what he wanted done. ~ Mahatma Gandhi
If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? If not now, when? ~ Rav Hillel, Pirke Avot

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes
Wear It With Pride

03 May 2009

BREAKING NEWS! Obama Not Human?

Follow this breaking story at the Shtuey News Network. Forget the birth certificate. Pampers may not even be human! Lulled into a stupor with the promise of "hope" and "change" America may in fact be ruled by a despotic cousin of the rhinoceros.

Hide your vegetables!


Edgeoforever said...

Did you have in mind Ionesco's Rhinoceros?
,blockquote>"The play is often read as a response to the sudden upsurge of Communism, Fascism and Nazism during the events preceding World War II, and explores the themes of conformity, culture, philosophy, and morality.

Shtuey said...

Sounds almost like a combination of Kafka's "Metamorphosis" and Sartre's "No Exit."

The tapir and the rhino are related. This only gives further credence to the tapir theory.

Mary Ellen said...

This must be why Michelle planted that vegetable garden at the White House.

lililam said...

Shtuey, your detailed analysis is very convincing, but as you well know, one can find evidence for pretty much any insane theory. Your postulate falls flat when the absolute cuteness factor is taken into account. No way oblabla is cute. That tapir looks like a cuddly version of an anteater combined with a hairless Panda. btw- did you hear Villaraigosa's address at the AIPAC conference yesterday? I was impressed by his support, but he is a politician.