Israeli Spy Arrested In Saudi Arabia

It has been reported that Saudi security forces have arrested an accused spy operating in Saudi Arabia on behalf of Israel. Carrying a GPS transmitter, the spy was found near the home of a sheikh in Hayel. Currently the spy suspect, known as R65, is not talking or otherwise cooperating with Saudi security forces. Though you would think that this is because of the agent's extensive training in resisting a variety of pressure interrogation methods, this is not the case. R65 is not talking because he can't...he's a frackin' vulture.

That's right, these backward Ishmaelite idiots have arrested a vulture.

Tagged with a ring bearing the legend, "Tel Aviv University," the vulture is part of a long term study being conducted by Israeli researchers on the migratory habits of the vultures. R65 arrived in Saudi Arabia after spending the winter in Sudan, no doubt feeding on corpses of more victims of the Arab Islamic genocide being perpetrated against the people of Darfur, while the bleeding heart douchebags of the world from Roger Waters to the parents of dead idiot turned latke Rachel Corrie, blame Israel for all the world's woes.

It ought to sicken every American that so much of the world's economy is driven by our dependence on oil imported from people who are so utterly stupid that they would arrest a bird on suspicion of espionage.

With the Egyptians recently accusing Mossad of releasing trained sharks to attack tourists, and now the vulture arrest, I think it's time for a new OMV poll. Be sure to look above to vote for the next animal to be accused of spying on the Arab geniuses.

While you give it a think, check out this video. Maybe the Saudis are onto something after all...or just on something...idiots.