The rumor apparently began when a snake bit a woman outside a village adjacent to the Jewish city of Ariel. Local Arabs said that after the attack, the snake “escaped” toward Ariel. The snake's movement was taken as a sign that it had been released from Ariel by Israelis intent on harming Arabs.
This libelous story is taken by this blogger as a sign that people are stupid idiots. Sure, let's create a state in the heart of Jewish lands for people that propagate rumors that Jews are training snakes to attack them. But even better than the Zionist Attack Snakes is my personal favorite:
THE ARAB ATTACKING SUPER RATS OF JERUSALEM!!!
Yes, who can forget the Arab Attacking Super Rats of Jerusalem with their vast array of super powers:
1. Immune to rat poison
2. Aggressive and larger than usual
3. Unafraid of cats and able to scare them away
4. Highly fertile, with females giving birth to 140 young rats a year, four times the normal average
5. Highly selective, as Jewish residents of Jerusalem apparently are not affected by these rats.
A newspaper run by Mahmoud Abbas' political machine, out of his office, reported that Jews were releasing chests of the ARAB ATTACKING SUPER RATS in the Arab quarter of the Old City:
"[Israeli] settlers have been bringing chests filled with rats and releasing them in the Old City's [Arab] neighborhoods; they breed and have become a major curse... the [Arab] residents' efforts to counter this infestation have failed, especially since cats run away from these rats because of their size and ferocity... All of the conventional efforts to kill them have not succeeded, because they seem to be immune to poison and they breed in the sewers. It is known that this female rat gives birth seven times a year, each time giving birth to 20 babies, which compels Jerusalem's [Arabs] today to face the dangers of settlement and the infestation of rats..."
I'm sorry, but if you can find a better argument as to why there should never, ever, not in a million billion years, be an Arab state west of the Jordan (apart from the fact that their body politic is run by a bunch of racist, genocidal, death-cult idiots), you let me know.
"Rodents of unusual size? Quite frankly, I don't think they exist."
Can you just see that cats fleeing in terror at the hordes of super rats? I mean, be fair. The Arabs can't even strap bomb vests to the cats, they're too busy fleeing...and are, let's face it, too smart to buy that 72 virgins crap in the first place.
But in competition with the stupidity and racism of the Zionist Death Commando Snakes comes a story from a film festival in Toronto, Canada where apparently there are some celebrities who are once again proving that they should stick to their craft, and leave politics to those of us with higher brain function.
Celebrities, including political intellectual giants Danny Glover and Jane "I never miss an opportunity to have an opportunity to make myself look like a complete idiot" Fonda, Ken Loach (who 4 out of 5 dentists have never even heard of), and David Byrne (whose music I actually really like, despite the fact that he is an obvious ignoramus...maybe you should have done drugs David) are accusing the festival's organizers of (this is a real quote, not make believe) "complicity with the Israeli propaganda machine."
Yes, once again the World Zionist Conspiracy sucks the brain out of more unsuspecting victims. This time because they picked Tel Aviv to be the spotlight city in its annual "City to City" program which spotlights films made in one specific city each year. Protestors (read ignorant leftist liberal idiots who never operate from any basis in fact) claim the festival:
"ignores the suffering of thousands of former residents and descendants of the Tel Aviv-Jaffa area who currently live in refugee camps in the Occupied Territories" after a "mass exiling of the Palestinian population."
"Looking at modern, sophisticated Tel Aviv without also considering the city's past and the realities of Israeli occupation of the West Bank and the Gaza Strip, would be like rhapsodizing about the beauty and elegant lifestyles in white-only Cape Town or Johannesburg during apartheid without acknowledging the corresponding black townships of Khayelitsha and Soweto."
These horribly ignorant, racist comments really need no refutation from me other than to say that Tel Aviv was built on land purchased from Bedouins in 1909. Its growth soon outpaced that of Jaffa, and the municipalities were merged in 1950. So let's consider its past. It was sandy coastal land owned by Bedouins that Jews bought from them. Soweto? Khayelitsha?
This is what Leftist Liberal idiots do. They open their vomit holes without facts, take a perfectly good opportunity to get a view of Israel, and crap all over it because they actually have small fragments of brains in their skulls that endow them with the false sense of feeling that they know what they're talking about. And never mind that there are two films from Falacstinian directors featured at the festival.
John Greyson, yet another filmmaker, who often makes films dealing with gay issues, withdrew his film from the festival. Never mind that this entire racist protest is based on a lie, and that Tel Aviv just hosted a massive pro-gay rally in support of victims of an attack on a gay community center in the city earlier this summer. Stupid is as stupid does.
And just to show how powerful lying is as a form of protest, and another reason why Jews should be packing their bags and moving to Israel, festival co-director Cameron Bailey issued a lie of his own:
"we recognize that Tel Aviv is not a simple choice and the city remains contested ground."
Um, no...Tel Aviv is really a great choice, and no...the city is not contested ground. Cam, you had an opportunity to stand up and deflect the ignorance of these cheese eaters, but instead you turn out to be an ignorant tool who didn't learn anything about the city he chose to feature in his film festival. High five!
I know I will sleep better at night knowing that while there are always tzaddikim living whose prayers help sustain the world, humanity is still providing its more than equal share of Jew-hating jackass.