It's the same in any lingo

בַּת-בָּבֶל, הַשְּׁדוּדָה: אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיְשַׁלֶּם-לָךְ-- אֶת-גְּמוּלֵךְ, שֶׁגָּמַלְתּ לָנוּ
אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיֹּאחֵז וְנִפֵּץ אֶת-עֹלָלַיִךְ-- אֶל-הַסָּלַע


How can one be compelled to accept slavery? I simply refuse to do the master's bidding. He may torture me, break my bones to atoms and even kill me. He will then have my dead body, not my obedience. Ultimately, therefore, it is I who am the victor and not he, for he has failed in getting me to do what he wanted done. ~ Mahatma Gandhi
If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? If not now, when? ~ Rav Hillel, Pirke Avot

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes
Wear It With Pride

03 April 2009

"If At First You Don't Deceive, Lie, Lie Again"

Keep trying. One of these days someone who matters might believe you and get you that my little pony.

And if lying doesn't work, you could just repeatedly throw yourself on the floor and cry, waiting for someone to come a runnin'



You've changed your hairstyle so many times now, you don't know what you look like.

Strange days indeed.


And the beat goes on.

Silence is a beautiful thing. It's a powerful thing. It can make the previously imbalanced become stark raving mad. Shimon ben Gamliel said,
“I was brought up all my life among the Sages,and I have found nothing as good for the body as silence..."
What do the sages have to say about the noise of the foolish?



You're so vain, you know you think this song is about you.

But all the best laid plans get fucked in the end when first you practice to deceive.

I got my first check with my douchulus money today or, as i am calling it now, the finger in your eye tax. I have been mulling over my options as to what we should do with this non-gift from the douche who would be king. I thought of having the equivalent amount deducted from our checks, but then asshole gets to play with it.

How about finding a worthy charity and taking the deduction. You have the double satisfaction of helping others in need, and making sure National Embarrassment doesn't get his money back.

You might also want to stock up on ammunition. That would certainly chap Pampers' ass.

6 comments:

navyvet48 said...

OMG! Too funny! Hey, donate to me, I don't get any of that fucking stimulus money! I pay taxes so I won't get that finger in your eye check from Social Security or the VA courtesy of the dumbest stupidus pampers! LOL...

garychapelhill said...

This post reminded me of a poem that Mawm recently wrote...

Whoa is me
Look at me
Look at me
Whoa is me

and as the great Siglo de Oro author Baltasar Gracian wrote,

“A single lie destroys a whole reputation for integrity”

I wonder what a whole mess of them does for your reputation?

Shtuey said...

Sorry Navy, you're missing out on a whole world of stimulation...I feel hope...and change. Wait...I think that's actually mange.

Gary, if there is such a thing as karma, it can't be good, and may involve an embarrassing rash.

swanspirit said...

Speaking of chapping asses
I made this little pic to express my feelings ...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v105/SwanSpirit/ASSHOLE.jpg


and thank YOU
I adore Bob , he is the poet of the age , and a poet of all the ages
did my heart so much good to hear this song ,as I have not heard it in a while ...

Shtuey said...

Oh Swan, can I post that here? I love it!

swanspirit said...

PLEASE by all means do so !!!

and consider permission granted for any I do in the future as well ...