It's the same in any lingo

בַּת-בָּבֶל, הַשְּׁדוּדָה: אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיְשַׁלֶּם-לָךְ-- אֶת-גְּמוּלֵךְ, שֶׁגָּמַלְתּ לָנוּ
אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיֹּאחֵז וְנִפֵּץ אֶת-עֹלָלַיִךְ-- אֶל-הַסָּלַע

How can one be compelled to accept slavery? I simply refuse to do the master's bidding. He may torture me, break my bones to atoms and even kill me. He will then have my dead body, not my obedience. Ultimately, therefore, it is I who am the victor and not he, for he has failed in getting me to do what he wanted done. ~ Mahatma Gandhi
If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? If not now, when? ~ Rav Hillel, Pirke Avot

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes
Wear It With Pride

10 November 2008

A New News Network Arises

In response to the main stream media's continued reality altering lovefest with Pampers I have taken matters into my own hands and have created my own news network: SHTUEY NEWS NETWORK.  Like MSNBC, CNN, NBC, CBS, and ABC I have decided to create my own reality where I deliver whatever news I like.  I might be reporting on Pampers eating babies one day, and Joe Biden making love to a chicken the next.  It's anything goes at Shtuey's News Network.  And if you've made up a story that you think we'd be interested in running, feel free to submit it to the comments section of any post here at valve!  As always, comments are moderated here so your story will be seen by my eyes only until publication (I reserve the right to judiciously edit any and all articles).

So drop by the Shtuey News Network to read all the news that's fit for me to make up.

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