A Road To Nowhere

Here's a tidbit that came across my inbox from Ms Placed Democrat:  Ben Bernanke endorsed Obama.  The patients are officially in charge of the asylum.  It was fucked enough when Colin Powell endorsed Pampers over the weekend (and that Pampers, the so-called anti-war candidate, accepted the endorsement of a man who could have potentially prevented the invasion of Iraq if he had only stood up to the Shrub...but hey he's a general and former Secretary of State so if someone else wants to prop up the Illinois Sock Puppet Pampers isn't going to say no).  Now we have Bernanke cheerleading this (insert adjective here).  I suppose the asshat is looking to keep his job...because, like Shrub's pal "Brownie," he's doing a heckuva job.  Oh...my valve!!!

Ben, your sanity is not up to scratch.  Here's why asshat: 

My friends, as I said in my last post, people are starting to feel the dread set in.  I say fuck that! That dread is completely artificial, created by the media and pollsters to suppress our votes. This is not the primaries Pampers.  The silent majority is getting more and more pissed at you by the day.  I smell blood in the water.

My friends, I want you to plug in your speakers, strip down to your underwear (or even further), crank this as loud as you can, tap into your inner party animal and boogie your dread away because, by god, I sure as hell ain't gonna let the Sock Puppet who cried wolf and his cast of idiots get me down.  Come along and take that ride...it's all right!