It's the same in any lingo

בַּת-בָּבֶל, הַשְּׁדוּדָה: אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיְשַׁלֶּם-לָךְ-- אֶת-גְּמוּלֵךְ, שֶׁגָּמַלְתּ לָנוּ
אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיֹּאחֵז וְנִפֵּץ אֶת-עֹלָלַיִךְ-- אֶל-הַסָּלַע


How can one be compelled to accept slavery? I simply refuse to do the master's bidding. He may torture me, break my bones to atoms and even kill me. He will then have my dead body, not my obedience. Ultimately, therefore, it is I who am the victor and not he, for he has failed in getting me to do what he wanted done. ~ Mahatma Gandhi
If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? If not now, when? ~ Rav Hillel, Pirke Avot

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes
Wear It With Pride

29 October 2008

Douche TV

So tonight is the GreatBigFeelGoodAboutVotingForALyingFascistAsshatWhoHatesAmerica Informercial brought to you buy ACORN; all the fraud that's fit to commit.

As I'm sure most of you can guess I will not be watching the lie parade.  I will instead be generating some positive energy prior to watching my Phillies hopefully wrap up the World Series tonight.  

There have been some suggestions by my colleagues that they should watch ABC or not watch, or whatever.  This is my two cents.  Instead of doing something anti do something pro.  If you have a lover, and they're with you during the infomercial, I'm going to suggest making hot and sweaty love with them.  There's been so much anger, hate, race baiting, and sexism that's been thrown at us that I think it's time we generated a concentrated dose of love.  So put on some Barry White, Van Morrison, or whatever else is appropriate, grab the one you love, rip their clothes off, and get it on.

Why the hell not?

Here's another Morrison and the boys with a little inspiration for perspiration.



Did I mention Pampers is gonna lose?

3 comments:

Diamond Tiger said...

Hele Mai!!

Piper said...

Hey Shutey! Piper here. They're my Phillies too, and they're the World Champs! I was at game four, and it was awesome!

Shtuey said...

Hey Piper! I thought about you during the Series. Glad you got to go to the game and see them win! My last World Series game was in '83 when we got our asses handed to us by the Orioles.