The Magical Larceny Tour

Is dying to take your votes away, dying to take them away, take them today.

That's right.  Coward Dean the uberfascist douche face that brought us The Great Loser, is roaming the country in his biodiesel fueled bus the S.S. Crapchute aka The Scream Machine

Apparently Dr. Dean decided it would be a really great idea to drive around the South in a bus and try and convince us that everything is fine with the Democratic Party, Pampers is Jesus, and that stealing delegates from one candidate and giving them to another is exactly how the Framers intended our Democracy to work.

 

When I think about what he must be on in order to be able to block out all logic and reason and think that this was a good idea, I feel like Estelle Riener after Meg Ryan's famous fake orgasm dissertation in "When Harry Met Sally."

And as long as we're on the subject of buses, what's with the planes?  Am I the only one who thinks it's hilarious that Pampers bilked his small contributors (because, as we all know, Waffle's entire campaign is financed by children under the age of 10 with the money from their piggy banks) out of their change to get his newly refurbished plane--the Waffle Express--a new paint job that blotted out the American flag with the Pampers O?  

So what did Cindy McCain decide to do?  What any billionaire heiress would do; she bought the man she loves a new and bigger plane.  I like it.  It's shiny.

I'm envisioning a Snoopy and the Red Baron scenario that ends up over the Bermuda Triangle. Do you know what?  You've just witnessed the birth of not one, but two new names for Pampers.

Oh, if only the Beatles were coming to town instead.